{"id":426,"date":"2014-12-12T15:00:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T21:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/conservativelefty.wordpress.com\/?p=426"},"modified":"2014-12-12T15:00:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T21:00:45","slug":"if-it-were-three-wise-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"If it were three wise &#8220;women?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this on social media.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-427 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/three-wise-women.png\" alt=\"Three Wise Women\" width=\"438\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/three-wise-women.png 438w, http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/three-wise-women-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/three-wise-women-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s rather funny. \u00a0Except of course&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Only a woman would ask directions when God left the map with Daniel and had a big flashing sign in the sky saying, &#8220;<em>Go this way&#8230;<\/em>&#8221; \u00a0At least the men learned a lesson when they <strong>DID<\/strong> stop for directions and the person they asked was a mass murderer. \u00a0They listened when they were told to take the long way back.<\/li>\n<li>By &#8220;on time,&#8221; I presume you mean 2 *<em><strong>years<\/strong><\/em>* early???<br \/>\n(which makes delivering the baby rather moot&#8230;)<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re about to go on the run, a camel load of cash sounds pretty practical to me.<\/li>\n<li>The stable *was* clean. \u00a0That&#8217;s why the went there to have the baby. \u00a0A whole lot cleaner than the local Motel 6 would have been if there was room.<\/li>\n<li>Who needs a casserole with all that fresh lamb?<\/li>\n<li>As far as peace on Earth? \u00a0Depends on how you define peace. \u00a0Aside from the fact that there would be a world war every 28 days, everything would be shiny. \u00a0Just sayin&#8217;&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sorry, ladies, but I did have to correct that X-based reality disconnect. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this on social media. It&#8217;s rather funny. \u00a0Except of course&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[22,42,43,49,66,76,108,121],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","tag-tcot","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-humor","tag-culture-2","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-religion-2","tag-womens-rights"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yCHs-6S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.conservativelefty.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}